Jealousy

An article all about quantitiative easing
A comment piece on midnight feasting
Some pictures of some suburban sprawl
Ten pages of sport to cap it all


There is a theory that print media's dead
The most anaemic rag you ever read
Or a notion, people now, are self-obsessed
They want comment on their lives, what they eat, how they dress


Vlogging, blogging, social media and twitter
I have the sneaking suspicion that these folk are all bitter
Unable to write passages that hold mass attention
So they focus inwardly, post incomprehension
Social media, pure, freedom-speech, human-right
Whatever shit I think I'll just post on my site


Then these goons, those successful bloggers
Who tote Google's ads and earn the web honours
Post-modern, toss-filled, observational flunkies
Supplying nutrients for hoards of e-junkies
They're almost entirely crass, daring and wank
"Who cares what he thinks? It's hits in the bank"