Climate Change

After all the plans and Bruce Willis thrillers
To protect from asteroids, comets, global killers
The one situation the Scientist's dismissed
That one which fell off their great list
That meteor worth six solar masses
Which in 2014 did thankfully pass us
But whose gravity was greater still
And dragged us off against our will
Far from the Sun our star and hero
The forecasts fell long past zero
And all those left in bunkers deep
Had one small victory that they could keep
That this great tragedy would simply mean
No more striving to be "green".